The Date ( Accy-kun only)

I sighed and lowered the tray. I unwrapped the cheeseburger and handed it to him. Damn me and my paternal instincts! " God dammit Kylar that better be the best cheeseburger in the whole friking world." I muttered darkly. I dug around my bag looking for anything I could use to heal him.

"It is, but only because you're here with me." I said, finally "Because...well.... Je t'aime" I'd practiced saying it for so long, and wished with all my might it didn't sound wrong or anything...Unfortunately it was the only thing i could say.

I was about to tell him off some more but stopped hearing him speack french. "Je t'aime trop" I said, smiling slightly. I sighed and kissed him softly. I can't get all pissed off ater he says something like that.

I smiled at my successful disarmament. " Oh, yeah!" I pulled out my cane, showing her the mark I had etched into it. Her name, surrounded by a heart. "The other day I thought...I'd put this here.."

I smiled sweetly at him and then traced the heart with my finger. " Est tres belle." I murmered. I sighed and looked down at Kylar. " What happened before I got jumped by the idiots?" I asked, my bright green eyes searching his plae ones.

"Nothing." My pale green eyes cold, but not betraying me. I was used to lying about such things. "I'ms sorry that happened to you. It shouldn't have."

I sighed and kissed him softly. " Don't blame yourself love. It just…happened.” I said, smiling weakly at him. I froze, hearing sirens. Dammit!

"Eh, I thought it'd be quicker." I stood to leave, but immediately fell back into my chair. "Are those paramedics skeletons?" My eyes seemed to be playing tricks on me.

I sighed and kissed his cheek. " Nope. Actual paramedics love." I mumbled. The paramedics walked up to the counter and the waitress pointed towards us. I sighed and started wrapping up my burger.

"Ugh!" I gasped as if I were completely surprised at the counter lady's actions. "She betrayed us! How dare she!"

I couldn't help but laugh at what he said. The paramedics walked up to us. " What seems to be the problem?" one of them asked. He had a moustache and looked roughly 30. The other one had dark eyes and looked barely older than Kylar and me. I sighed and stood up slowly. " Je ne sais pas, mais ce couteau dans mon copain pourrait avoir quelque chose à voir avec cela." I said, very quickly, and smieking slightly. The younger paramedic caught on soon enough and pointed out the knife to the older one. Mr. Moustache went over to Kylar while the younger one left to go to the ambulance or whatever. " Miss, How exactly did this happen?" He asked me. I shrugged and sat on top of the table.

"Ok. It all started like this." I began using my hands to help regale them. "I was rollin down the sidewalk right? When all of a sudden I fell in this hole. It took me a bit, but I got out and kept on rolling. Eventually though, I found the piece that would finally make me whole." I summarized the book by Silverstein, trying to contain my laughter.

I put my hand over my mouth to cover my smirk. " Oui, c'est vrai." I said, nodding along. Mr. Moustache seemed to be kinda slow and he just stared at us in confusion. The younger paramedic came in again and whispered something to Mr. Moustache. He nodded and turned to us again. " Sir, we're going to move you to the ambulance now." said the younger of the two to Kylar. They both mooved forward as I looked over to Kylar worriedly.

"No need to do that, sir or madam!" I declared in my most Like-A-Magician voice, trying to remember the words I read so long ago. "I am a magician!" With a quick slap to the table, a box of frenched fries ran through the air and at the paramedics. Without hesitating, I grabbed Crys' hand, and dashed out the side door.

I laughed and blew an air kiss to the paramedics. "Salut mon amies!" I called behind me. They just stared after us in shock. I followed after Kylar grinning like an idiot. I had his cane at hand and my bag slung over my shoulder. I very much doubted this would turn out just fine and dandy but it was spur of the moment fun.

I laughed slightly as we escaped the men. "Now that was cheery neh?" I shrugged, smiling. "Of course, if I hadn't read that book the other day, we'd be stuck answering questions at the hospital."

I giggled and kissed his cheek. I sighed and dug around my bag again. I smiled brightly spotting the small vile of nectar I had refiled early this morning. " Lucky bastard." I muttered. I pulled it out and handed it to him. " So what exactly was your master plan?" I asked.

"Am I supposed to have one?" I asked, reaching for the Vial. I tried to remember how the knife ended up inside me, but I couldn't. It was just some hazy images. Why?

I sighed and pulled him gently aside to any alleyway. After a quick look around, satisfied no one else was around I looked back to Kyalr. " Yes. But You don't." I sighed and leaned against the wall.I looked over at him and motioned to the knife. " How exactly is that coming out?" I asked, frowning slightly.

"A slight tug would do the trick," I said, pushing her against the nearby wall lightly, our lips locking with one anothers. "Just...Don't cause me too much pain. It should be quick."

I blushed slightly and nodded. I lightly placed my hand on the handle grimacing. I looked up and kissed him quick. I can't believe I'm doing this. Hell I'll be lucky to not faint from the blood. I took a deep breath and started counting. " Un...duex...trois." And with that I puled the knife out and looked away, trying hard to keep the remainder of my cheeseburger in my stomach.

I poked the spot she pulled the knife from, "It...It didn't break the skin?" It was smooth underneath my shirt. "I guess it just got tangled."

My eyes snapped back to him. My eyes got real wide then very very small. 1...2...3..." What the hell do you mean it was friking tangled?! God dammit what the [Censored]![Censored]! And [Censored]!" I took in a deep breath and sighed. " Sorry." I mumbled, burrying my face in my hands. I didn't usually go all bish mode in front of other people. I waited until I was alone.

"Well...it did poke me once or twice if that makes you feel better." i scratched the back of my head nonchalantly. It wasn't like it was my fault. "Just sayin."

" Maybe just a little." I muttered.I sighed and walked over to him. I slung my arms over his shoulders and kissed him softly. " Sorry love. I over react a lot." I said apologetically.